stuff



linkdump of Wednesday, March 23, 2005


Giant cat alert in London 


after a man got attacked by 'beast of the suburbs'


linkdump of Tuesday, March 22, 2005


another columbine 


Student kills 5 at school and grandparents

madness..

flying cat 


nokia makes great commercials!

"no animals were harmed during the shoot of this movie!" ;-)



running machine 


you probably seen it, this great animation video feat. the clumsy ice bear on a running machine




monkey sex 


don't know whats funnier, the guy "laughing" or the monkeys having a good time .....

icons at war 


icons fighting eachother, posted it before, but this still is a great animation!




Mr Blobby 


check it out, it's a fish!

would you order it from a menu?

is it a bird? 


no, it's a lambo doing at least 300 (km/h) on dutch hi-ways.... awesome car action!

Alicia Keys  


looking hot in butterfly panties

Dont Be So Quick To Judge! 


this is a great movie! it teaches us all a nice lesson.. still, those shopkeepers have some nice skills

rock hard 


are you rock hard enough?

polish hooligans 


why fight in a stadium when you can do it anywhere?



linkdump of Monday, March 21, 2005


japanese vacuum 


"kinda" disturbing! don't you ever try this at home..

unless you hate the gf!

thx ben!

Naming rights to my kitten 


give the poor cat a name...

Funny.. Would buying/naming it "joker-inc" be a wise investment? ;-)


linkdump of Friday, March 18, 2005


Woman sentenced for rhubarb attack 


now, that's original!


linkdump of Thursday, March 17, 2005


great hockey goals 


seen this one? great goal by sidney crosby..

thanks ..... (can't find your e-mail..)

reason to use condoms 


thinking about having kids? look at this first!


suv crash 


remember kids! never try and escape the cops, it gets you killed

the reporter stays amazingly calm btw.. "oeh he is ejected from the car ..."


St. Patrick's Day Fun and Games 


not drinking today? enjoy this!

suv crash 


remember kids! never try and escape the cops, it gets you killed

the reporter stays amazingly calm btw.. "oeh he is ejected from the car ..."

o crap! 


old one, but still very dirty!

ali landry 


hmm, this aint half bad!

slap that ass! 


yeah! let's do it

one of joker's hobbies!

Robber Jailed After Using Banana As Weapon 


Robert Downey (thought he was just an drug addict?) had the mask and the attitude to be a successful robber. But he ruined the effect....

friendly japanese kids? 


old one: check these kids beating up a class mate..

please tell me this was in a movie..

Push Kick 


karateeee with a capital K(ick)


linkdump of Wednesday, March 16, 2005


Look - no hands! 


A Chinese man has lifted a 75kg barbell for 10 seconds - with his penis..


linkdump of Monday, March 14, 2005


'Obese' man sues over 55lb tumour 


A man told by doctors he was obese plans to sue the hospital after finding out he actually had a malignant tumour growing in his stomach for nine years


linkdump of Thursday, March 10, 2005


JORDAN AKA KATIE PRICE sextape (nsfw!!!) 


here is her infamous sextape.

THE TAPE 


seen the ring? well here is the tape.

i am passing it on to you so i wont die..


linkdump of Wednesday, March 09, 2005


carmen electra dances 


damn! she sure can dance!

brazilian supporter 


you havent been paying attention if youve never seen this one...

one of the reasons why we love football (soccer..)

suicide after chase 


old one, still shocking. see how this man commits suicide after being cornered by the cops.

Virtual Oscilloscope: Simulation 


click the link at the top of this page for the virtual oscillosope..

bit nerdish, but amazingly good!


linkdump of Tuesday, March 08, 2005


bikini karate babes 


here are the sexy bikini karate babes!



bill gates win 98 crash was a hoax 


here's the famous blue screen!

Am i stupid that I just now realize it's a setup?

Just look at the blue screen. it doesnt fill the entire screen!
Nice marketing trick. Sales again boomed with this release.

Flash faces.. 


here's toddE!
here's karl!
here's shelly!
here's clint!
here's mel!
here's zake!

and..

here's sonic!

thank you all!

ps joker aint here since I simply couldnt manage to get the face right. It always made me look like i was 18 (and that was a while ago..) Still, Ill give it another shot!

to wettshirt a girl 


now officially a verb: wettshirting girls

good game!

strangely joker scored a zillion points with this game..

4d cube 


try and work this out!

i dare you!

it's almost easter 


and we want you to know it!

"homngpokpokpokladikakiapoptokkaladinglong"

happy easter nick!

arabic guy with a gun 


probably old, still a great movie! here's why iraq lost "the war"....

"shoot" "attack" "achmelachkebab"

Pimpin Tank 


gimme one of theeeese!


linkdump of Monday, March 07, 2005


nice birthday surprise 


autsch.. a present like this one will surely stir some emotions..

good luck buddy! and lube up!

close call! 


with a little imagination it shouldnt be difficult to foresee whats gonnan happen to this guy

How the world is changing 


changing? simply: it's melting!

Funny Dudes Singing 


funny funny? i get the urge to k*ll 'em

chick fight! chicks fight! 


chicks who fight are normally not my favs. have to say these gals are worth to look at!

Three Cops or Three Stooges? 


these cops get tasered... suits em right ;-)

britney 


drunk and trashy

just we like her (not?)

Little kids kicks ass! 


jeez, which parent lets his child do this?

banana job 


this is down, dirty and well a bit disgusting.

still I like it!

pam has a nice tan! 


what can i say? delicious!

thanks marlboroman!

Wimbledon :: Centre Court 


play for once at the Centre Court of wimbledon!

great game! (it was too difficult for me obviously)

crazy ass adventure! 


finally! here is a game where i might be able to beat thomass!

well euhm joker did ... okay (i guess)

rubber revenge! 


When rubber gets it's revenge on stupid humans!!!

great, simply great ..

Shot journo suggests she was US troops' target 


joker likes conspiracy theories: who knows the reason why american soldiers should deliberately want to kill the just freed italian reporter?

because of this?
"Giuliana Sgrena, wounded when the convoy taking her to safety was riddled by US fire near Baghdad airport on Friday, said she may have been a target because the Americans opposed negotiations with her kidnappers."

hard to believe (still, i liked the x-files!)

here is another link. the first one suddenly forces you to register (asses)


linkdump of Saturday, March 05, 2005


barbwire scene 2 


finally! here it is!

damn!

caught in an elevator 


and of course, being a gentleman, you help her escape first!

smart move!

britney and christina live 


together on stage.. pick your favorite!

Joker is finding it hard to choose, but he tends towards xtina!

Video shows Jackson praised 


A family now accusing Michael Jackson of child molestation was seen by jurors Friday in a video praising him as a father figure..

well I'll be damned!

truck vs copcar 


whoah, this is a crazy accident.. wonder no-one got hurt!

crazy teacher 


watch this teacher go mad when his students won't pay attention..


buggy crash 


buggy's are excellent for driving thru rough terrain aren't they?


Afraid to Eat Pussy 


"I've never eaten a girl out before because I am just afraid to do it. I can't stand the smell and the juices. How can I get over this fear? "

find the answer here!

also: How to Masturbate Without Your Roommate Noticing....

baker bob!

Multilingual Swearing 


this might come in handy when going abroad

Man survives four days with knife in skull 


Doctors were amazed to find a 12 centimeter blade lodged in a 63 year-old man’s skull, after he complained about headaches and pain during eating.

joker smells a hoax, but hej, more sites are reporting this incident


kylo!

Birthday party turns bloody when chimps attack 


planet of the apes becomes reality: Investigators said Friday they are trying to figure out how two chimpanzees that viciously attacked a visitor at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cages.

another one from lou!

good collection 


of fun pics!

beer beer beer!! 


old one, but great! how not to act with a babe sitting in a hottub..

Ultimate Flash Face. 


now its time to build your own criminal!

try and build your own face and send it to me. Maybe we can build a nice gallery of joker visitors!


linkdump of Friday, March 04, 2005


Hold The Rope 


joker managed 1m 40'

i dare you.. it starts easy, but man!

Hooters Girls 


and to be more specific: the top ten finalists!!! this should be goood!

uk can win eurovision song contest 


since jordan might be competing for them

can she sing? odd are in favor of her

Possibly The Best Hockey Shot Ever 


whoah! this sure is one magnificent goal!

hardcore faceplant 


glad its snow, this gotta hurt!

beyonce 


showing us her ass

is she wearing panties?

bit slow loading.

hacky sack 


hacky sack rocks. check this awesome footage!

the hottest glamour club chicks 


joker must visit all the wrong clubs. he never sees anything like this..

Google Image Search: "joker inc" 


almost no-one seems to understand why i posted the ainsley-harriot-google-images-found-hitler-first thingy

dig this: Google Search: "joker inc"

there's a number of ways to explain what happened in this google search. joker likes to believe its the women that found him (and not the other way round...)

thanks Joe!


linkdump of Thursday, March 03, 2005


anna kournikova calendar 2005 shoot 


holy guacamole!

not bad, not bad at all!

Google Search: "ainsley harriot" 


wtf?

google does it again!

cows keep playing 


yep, you were right, tehre are more clips: here's another football cow!

now I want them all, who can help?

lizard jump 


havent i seen this before?

omg.. i love it how the guy almost loses it when the creature jumps... "Ghggshhsghhh god damn!" hahaha

Stripper Selling Infamous Breast Implant on EBay 


just when you thought the world couldnt go any madder, you read this..

her "breasts" are famous because a man sued her saying he suffered a whiplash when running into the 69-hh implants..

we just found these implants

Internet Simulator.. 


aka kill the pop box!

annnoooying..

Starry Night 


i have the feeling i am quite good at this...

that worries me!

Ass-traordinary! (lsfw) 


hmm.. nice! well some are...

horrible accident 


just on their way to joker's when this happened.

back to heineken i guess..

thanks nick!

In bed with an angel!  


charlotte chruch's ex Kyle Johnson tells the truth.. one hot story!

"She has the most fantastic boobs I've ever seen on a girl. Her bum is even better than Kylie Minogue's. And she can keep doing it until dawn. That's what I call sex on legs. "

someone needs glasses!

interactive buddy 


don't really know what to think about this... making money? killing the poor thing? or just play with it? make it happy maybe?

it looks nice, does a lot of cool things and well .. see for yourselves...

thanks cool!

Beat Box meets Harmonica 


seen it last week, tried to enlarge it, but failed. anyhoe, this is great!

anyone got more on the guy?


linkdump of Wednesday, March 02, 2005


AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2005 Day 3 

jenna jameson looking nice
hej, that's a new (and refreshing) one: pronstars with clothes!

picture: jenna jameson, now a brunette..

personal note about comments 


Sometimes I wonder why i even want you to comment on my posts. seems like all everyone has to say is:

- old
- boring
- slooow!
- someone else posted this before you

even though i value all comments, i could do with a lot more positive/humorous feedback.

yeah i am a whiner, i know!

respect to lou, sonic, graham, shin tzu sun-tzu!, dash and those others who make my day, not by sucking up, but by giving useful feedback and for having a laugh!

update: thanks a lot for all the more than positive feedback. that really wasnt necessary, but damn nice.
I of course have to add me to the folks to thank for regular posts!