stuff



linkdump of Monday, February 28, 2005


so you like riddles? 


well, here is another one

from the comments: Pat!

level 4 and joker gives up..

bouncy juicy tennis 


Move Over Anna kournikova - You aint got nothin on this Bouncy Japanese Tennis Player

christina stripped live in uk 


good "promo" for christina's latest dvd

good job christina.. nice music too!

total service 


the people at total do almost anything for you!

good commercial!

Virtual Drumset 


What i always wanted as a child, was to have a drumset and now I have one!

N 


download this fantastic stick man game... simply called N

thanks graham ;-) and stay off the booze!

mariah carey's boobs 


well known pics, still:

mariah carey's boob 1,
mariah carey's boob 2,
mariah carey's boob 3,
mariah carey's boob 4,
mariah carey's boob 5

serious nipple slip
nice c thru

sorry, we simply love her!

ron jeremy plays the piano.... 


will remain a dirty bastard till he dies!

call on me! 


call on me, call on me, a whole new version.. hilarious!

Image Puzzle! 


damn it!

a very difficult Image Puzzle!.. joker quitted at level 3 (i really did not see it, maybe my monitor settings suck?)

kill pigeons 


kill pigeons! as many as you can!

difficult to shoot those flying rats

Good Plastic Surgery 


Jessica Simpson's Boob Lift!
Oh Look, Twin Nose Jobs!
Christina Aguilera - A Little Bridge and Tip Work
Julie Chen Gets Hot .. that was necessary!
Chelsea Clinton .. they did her too?
Giselle Bunchen: She Wasn't Always So Super .. joker thinks she was..

Danielle Gamba (lsfw) 


time for some nudity, not too heavy, just a bit. here's lovely Danielle Gamba!

those are fake, aren't they?

Patch Your Blow-Up Doll 


this might come in handy for all you loners!

Break the glass, keep the money! 


Interesting marketing scheme by 3m here Break their security glass and you can keep the money!

There must be like millions in there? (well?)

update: see people in action [pdf] trying to break the damn thing (i guess 3m moves this around)

gross! Neo puking 


yes, it's really Keanu and he's really puking...

BTK Arrest Brings End to 31-Year Manhunt 

oooh bad guy!
A 31-year manhunt for a serial killer who taunted police with letters about his crimes ended Saturday when authorities said they finally caught up with the man who called himself BTK and linked him to at least 10 murders


linkdump of Friday, February 25, 2005


Comic Relief 


yat another refreshing dance...

Beyonce Boob Slip 


She sings something about blah blah blah... hey look booooooooooooobs!

catherine bell 


the one and only reason we like j.a.g.

well?
convinced?
more?
one more?
i give up...

drunk woman 


everything goes wrong when women start drinking...

*grin*

stay away from my beer 


kinda complex way of saying: leave my beer alone!

zoom in 


old one, still: click and drag!

Oscar Speech 


and a nice speech it is! kinda tourettish...

dirty drawers 


aren't good for your libido..

lohoser!

dinosaurs got extinct due to farts? 


here's how the dinosaurs got extinct..

hi-la-ri-ous, but old

Man Lifts Toilet Lid, Out Pops Python 


Florida resident Shannon Scavotto received a rude awakening Tuesday when he lifted the lid on his toilet and found a snake curled inside, its head sticking out of the bowl.

thanks lou!

Amusing Signs 


it sure is a strange world!

Russian Roulette 


Would you play the wheel of fortune with this hot babe !!?!

invisible suit 


ha, this seems like an ordinary report, but hej, what happens there?

dangerous job 


being a cop ... whoah what an accident!


linkdump of Thursday, February 24, 2005


slippery when icy 


hahaha.. as sad as it may be, this really rocks. Especially when you see how people try to stop their car....

violence.. 


you cant get away with it here, you shouldnt get away with it at home.

tss, when someone spills coffe on joker.... well... euhm... *grin*

Monkey See.. Monkey Do! 


never knew frogs could be this stupid!

Milton Academy rocked by expulsions 


Five male members of the hockey team were expelled from Milton Academy on Friday after receiving oral sex from a 15-year-old sophomore girl...

''Half the school was really furious about this, because they knew the students"

whaaaat? assholes like that should be %*#@$%^..

draw your style 


this is truely amazing shit! man I wish i had that gift..

smirnoff 


it shows: drinking is not good for your health!

nutrition (yep, nsfw!) 


alway wondered why americans are generally fatter than asians? check it out!

fondle mom 


This blindfolded guy doesn't know it is his mom he is touching...

ren at the beach 


ren (from stimpy) enjoys his day at the beach...

bad day at the office 


you all know the guy who gets mad at his pc starts molesting it... well this time the pc fights back!

The Copper Clapper Caper 


Tonight Show, Feb 19, 1968: Johnny Carson and Jack Webb discuss "The Copper Clapper Caper"

someone (carson) looks like george bush!

Crab Bites the Weener 



crabs do bite!

the guy clearly "has the crabs" ;-)

sexy gal on stage 


check her out!

she cant dance, but has great body and is smoking (for all you fetish lovers ;-))

HOAXes, Scams, Urban Legends.. 


never get fooled again!

car accidents - pics and vids problem 


car accident:
well last night you almost lost me due to an accident, but no i wasnt in a car accident last week. its just joker who's doing the updates (most other logs work with a team) and joker needed a break.

as for pics not showing:
most people who have problems told me they started having those problems two weeks ago. hmm. joker is performing a small check to see if the pic is loaded from the joker-inc.com domain, to prevent other websites from hotlinking them (like joker used to do in a dark past). Possibly you are behind a firewall, or using something like safe surf software that prevents our server from checking your referring website. our scripts dont like that! but we may come up with something.. bear with us (us=joker ;-))

as for vids not showing:
we use wmv files, possibly you havent got the right mediaplayer codec, so get them here: Microsoft Windows Media - Codec Installation Packages

both for pics and vids
stop using a proxy server!

we hope this helps!


linkdump of Wednesday, February 23, 2005


pamela anderson drunk? 


or what?

still, great outfit, ditto body: a regular milf ;-)

another one and one more

simpsons 


forget the simpsons! here are the singhsons!

The Bourne simulator 


have you got what it takes to be a secret agent?

The Top 100 Gadgets of All Time 


great overview of the top 100 Gadgets of All Time..

on 89: rubik's cube


linkdump of Tuesday, February 22, 2005


inquiry 

are there more people out there who cant see my vids and pics?
please let me know: e-mail me!

pic
vid

barb wire scene 1 


okay, it's old and it's pammy, still i love this!

never seen the movie though..

scene 2 anyone?

windows xp 


can be quite confusing sometimes!

*grin*

We Love You Long Time. 


black chicks white knickers??

tantalizing! psychedelic!

lindsay lohan's boobs revisited 


lindsay (dog! dog!) always has a hard time keeping her boobs inside...

take a closer look!

chick fight! chick fight! (2) 


Lesbian girls find out they're cheating on each other, a huge brawl ensues

sad.. still *grin*

uma thurman nude 


fake?

as always: we like to believe it's real!

Cobra Bite 


WTF is this dude thinkin' ?! He gets bitten by a cobra and goes back for more...

must be australian.. nick? ;-)

wedding are fun 


when taking pictures
when catching the bridal bouquet
when mum gets married for the second time..

Jean Carlos Chera - Brazilian soccer phenom! 


this kid is nine years old....

awesome .. really.

RAID 


help the royal navy destroy targets, rescue hostages and more

victoria beckham's pokies 


it's cold, isn't it victoria?

Practice Punch 


if thisis a Practice Punch, then i wonder how he hits for real...

autsch!

chick fight! chick fight! 


damn, how vulgar!

don't even care who wins..

That's a HOT Drink 


joker likes frats and especially what they do on their parties!


linkdump of Monday, February 21, 2005


nananananana nana na na 


one! two! three! four!
red nose day friday march 11...

sexy burka's (nsfw) 

sexy burka
in spite of what you may think: burka's are very sexy

men's rules 


okay women. We know you have guidelines and rules .. but here are our rules!

paris hilton's Address Book online 


drudge report states: "PARIS HILTON PHONE HACKED; PRIVATE NUMBERS OF STARS FLOOD INTERNET; FBI INVESTIGATES"

well here is the address book. have fun dialing eminem, lindsay lohan, vin diesel, anna kournikova(!) and andy roddick....

mariah carey's pokies 


damn, it's cold, isn't it mariah?

did she loose weight?

hillary duff upskirt 


a little while ago we had the duff downblouse... now we have the duff upskirt

nice work hillary!

lindsay lohan doesnt swallow 


no, she spits it all out

suck a horse 


obviously this girl loves statues of horses!

wrong planet 


damn, those dumb ass aliens!

peek-a-boo 


what on earth has landed on this beach?

take a closer look!

he's owned! 


who lives here?

you know it, he's screwed!

fat dance 


fat dance: couldnt have thought of a better name for this..

car chase 


when in a car chase: you can rely on omnisky!

"dude, i said left"

Inside The Jackson Grand Jury 


THE SMOKING GUN REVEALS: the complete 1903 page record of panel that indicted Michael Jackson on molestation and conspiracy charges


linkdump of Sunday, February 13, 2005


sound asleep 


and never scared?

true hero!

Dumb Criminal 


Suspect Drops Wallet During Robbery


linkdump of Friday, February 11, 2005


Man Recovering From Being Impaled By Giant Hook 


a nail in your brain is for pussies!
check this out!

by lou..

nuclear test 


insane! see what a nuclear blast will do to your town..

communication skills - zefrank 


ze frank shows us how to stay friendly to (annoying) clients and still don't bottle up your anger!

nick!

MPAA NOTICE 


you can click, but you can't hide!
text can be found on lokitorrent.com. the next victim in the race against downloading illegal movies...


hej what about making cd's and dvd's cheaper you self-righteous arrogant billionaires?

pixar's for the birds 

pixar for the birds
well known: pixar's amazingly good animation for the birds

Has Britney 's marriage gone bust? 

britney kevin
It seems that all is not well between pop princess Britney Spears and Kevin Federline although they have been married for only five months.

katie price calendar 


joker appreciates floozies:
the katie price (aka jordan) calendar:
january
february
march
april
may
june
july
august
september
october
november
december

Judge Allegedly Had Sex Device Under Robes 


lou found this for us:
An Oklahoma judge faces indecent exposure charges for allegedly masturbating in court

i knew i knew it! guys in robes.... cant be right

junkfood jack 


like beerdude a few days ago, but a bit different (this one's with a clown ;-)) good game!

little note from fingertime:
"we just put in a cheat for your viewers: press SHIFT and J or an extra life!"

escalator stunt 


this is of course also a way of taking an escalator..

that must have hurt!

snowDays 


click a snowflake and see what happens!

nice.... really nice! good find nick!

skiing 


behind a motorbike!

respect! cool stunt....