linkdump of Monday, February 28, 2005
so you like riddles?
 well, here is another one from the comments: Pat! level 4 and joker gives up..
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bouncy juicy tennis
Move Over Anna kournikova - You aint got nothin on this Bouncy Japanese Tennis Player
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christina stripped live in uk
good "promo" for christina's latest dvd good job christina.. nice music too!
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total service
 the people at total do almost anything for you! good commercial!
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Virtual Drumset
What i always wanted as a child, was to have a drumset and now I have one!
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N
download this fantastic stick man game... simply called N thanks graham ;-) and stay off the booze!
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mariah carey's boobs
 well known pics, still: mariah carey's boob 1, mariah carey's boob 2, mariah carey's boob 3, mariah carey's boob 4, mariah carey's boob 5 serious nipple slip nice c thru sorry, we simply love her!
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ron jeremy plays the piano....
will remain a dirty bastard till he dies!
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call on me!
call on me, call on me, a whole new version.. hilarious!
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Image Puzzle!
 damn it! a very difficult Image Puzzle!.. joker quitted at level 3 (i really did not see it, maybe my monitor settings suck?)
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kill pigeons
kill pigeons! as many as you can! difficult to shoot those flying rats
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Good Plastic Surgery
Jessica Simpson's Boob Lift! Oh Look, Twin Nose Jobs! Christina Aguilera - A Little Bridge and Tip Work Julie Chen Gets Hot .. that was necessary! Chelsea Clinton .. they did her too? Giselle Bunchen: She Wasn't Always So Super .. joker thinks she was..
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Danielle Gamba (lsfw)
 time for some nudity, not too heavy, just a bit. here's lovely Danielle Gamba! those are fake, aren't they?
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Patch Your Blow-Up Doll
this might come in handy for all you loners!
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Break the glass, keep the money!
 Interesting marketing scheme by 3m here Break their security glass and you can keep the money! There must be like millions in there? (well?) update: see people in action [pdf] trying to break the damn thing (i guess 3m moves this around)
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gross! Neo puking
 yes, it's really Keanu and he's really puking...
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BTK Arrest Brings End to 31-Year Manhunt
A 31-year manhunt for a serial killer who taunted police with letters about his crimes ended Saturday when authorities said they finally caught up with the man who called himself BTK and linked him to at least 10 murders
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linkdump of Friday, February 25, 2005
Comic Relief
yat another refreshing dance...
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Beyonce Boob Slip
She sings something about blah blah blah... hey look booooooooooooobs!
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catherine bell
the one and only reason we like j.a.g. well? convinced? more? one more? i give up...
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drunk woman
everything goes wrong when women start drinking... *grin*
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stay away from my beer
kinda complex way of saying: leave my beer alone!
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zoom in
old one, still: click and drag!
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Oscar Speech
and a nice speech it is! kinda tourettish...
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dirty drawers
aren't good for your libido.. lohoser!
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dinosaurs got extinct due to farts?
 here's how the dinosaurs got extinct.. hi-la-ri-ous, but old
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Man Lifts Toilet Lid, Out Pops Python
Florida resident Shannon Scavotto received a rude awakening Tuesday when he lifted the lid on his toilet and found a snake curled inside, its head sticking out of the bowl. thanks lou!
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Amusing Signs
it sure is a strange world!
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Russian Roulette
Would you play the wheel of fortune with this hot babe !!?!
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invisible suit
ha, this seems like an ordinary report, but hej, what happens there?
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dangerous job
being a cop ... whoah what an accident!
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linkdump of Thursday, February 24, 2005
slippery when icy
hahaha.. as sad as it may be, this really rocks. Especially when you see how people try to stop their car....
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violence..
you cant get away with it here, you shouldnt get away with it at home. tss, when someone spills coffe on joker.... well... euhm... *grin*
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Monkey See.. Monkey Do!
never knew frogs could be this stupid!
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Milton Academy rocked by expulsions
Five male members of the hockey team were expelled from Milton Academy on Friday after receiving oral sex from a 15-year-old sophomore girl... ''Half the school was really furious about this, because they knew the students" whaaaat? assholes like that should be %*#@$%^..
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draw your style
this is truely amazing shit! man I wish i had that gift..
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smirnoff
it shows: drinking is not good for your health!
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nutrition (yep, nsfw!)
 alway wondered why americans are generally fatter than asians? check it out!
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fondle mom
This blindfolded guy doesn't know it is his mom he is touching...
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ren at the beach
ren (from stimpy) enjoys his day at the beach...
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bad day at the office
you all know the guy who gets mad at his pc starts molesting it... well this time the pc fights back!
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The Copper Clapper Caper
 Tonight Show, Feb 19, 1968: Johnny Carson and Jack Webb discuss "The Copper Clapper Caper" someone (carson) looks like george bush!
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Crab Bites the Weener
crabs do bite! the guy clearly "has the crabs" ;-)
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sexy gal on stage
check her out! she cant dance, but has great body and is smoking (for all you fetish lovers ;-))
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HOAXes, Scams, Urban Legends..
 never get fooled again!
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car accidents - pics and vids problem
 car accident: well last night you almost lost me due to an accident, but no i wasnt in a car accident last week. its just joker who's doing the updates (most other logs work with a team) and joker needed a break. as for pics not showing: most people who have problems told me they started having those problems two weeks ago. hmm. joker is performing a small check to see if the pic is loaded from the joker-inc.com domain, to prevent other websites from hotlinking them (like joker used to do in a dark past). Possibly you are behind a firewall, or using something like safe surf software that prevents our server from checking your referring website. our scripts dont like that! but we may come up with something.. bear with us (us=joker ;-)) as for vids not showing: we use wmv files, possibly you havent got the right mediaplayer codec, so get them here: Microsoft Windows Media - Codec Installation Packages both for pics and vids stop using a proxy server! we hope this helps!
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linkdump of Wednesday, February 23, 2005
pamela anderson drunk?
 or what? still, great outfit, ditto body: a regular milf ;-) another one and one more
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The Bourne simulator
 have you got what it takes to be a secret agent?
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The Top 100 Gadgets of All Time
great overview of the top 100 Gadgets of All Time.. on 89: rubik's cube
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linkdump of Tuesday, February 22, 2005
inquiryare there more people out there who cant see my vids and pics? please let me know: e-mail me! pic vid
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barb wire scene 1
okay, it's old and it's pammy, still i love this! never seen the movie though.. scene 2 anyone?
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windows xp
can be quite confusing sometimes! *grin*
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We Love You Long Time.
black chicks white knickers?? tantalizing! psychedelic!
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lindsay lohan's boobs revisited
lindsay (dog! dog!) always has a hard time keeping her boobs inside... take a closer look!
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chick fight! chick fight! (2)
Lesbian girls find out they're cheating on each other, a huge brawl ensues sad.. still *grin*
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uma thurman nude
fake? as always: we like to believe it's real!
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Cobra Bite
 WTF is this dude thinkin' ?! He gets bitten by a cobra and goes back for more... must be australian.. nick? ;-)
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wedding are fun
 when taking pictures when catching the bridal bouquet when mum gets married for the second time..
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Jean Carlos Chera - Brazilian soccer phenom!
this kid is nine years old.... awesome .. really.
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RAID
help the royal navy destroy targets, rescue hostages and more
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victoria beckham's pokies
it's cold, isn't it victoria?
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Practice Punch
if thisis a Practice Punch, then i wonder how he hits for real... autsch!
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chick fight! chick fight!
damn, how vulgar! don't even care who wins..
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That's a HOT Drink
 joker likes frats and especially what they do on their parties!
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linkdump of Monday, February 21, 2005
nananananana nana na na
one! two! three! four! red nose day friday march 11...
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sexy burka's (nsfw)
 in spite of what you may think: burka's are very sexy
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men's rules
okay women. We know you have guidelines and rules .. but here are our rules!
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paris hilton's Address Book online
 drudge report states: "PARIS HILTON PHONE HACKED; PRIVATE NUMBERS OF STARS FLOOD INTERNET; FBI INVESTIGATES" well here is the address book. have fun dialing eminem, lindsay lohan, vin diesel, anna kournikova(!) and andy roddick....
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mariah carey's pokies
 damn, it's cold, isn't it mariah? did she loose weight?
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hillary duff upskirt
a little while ago we had the duff downblouse... now we have the duff upskirt nice work hillary!
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lindsay lohan doesnt swallow
no, she spits it all out
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suck a horse
obviously this girl loves statues of horses!
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wrong planet
damn, those dumb ass aliens!
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peek-a-boo
 what on earth has landed on this beach? take a closer look!
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he's owned!
who lives here? you know it, he's screwed!
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fat dance
fat dance: couldnt have thought of a better name for this..
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car chase
 when in a car chase: you can rely on omnisky! "dude, i said left"
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Inside The Jackson Grand Jury
 THE SMOKING GUN REVEALS: the complete 1903 page record of panel that indicted Michael Jackson on molestation and conspiracy charges
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linkdump of Sunday, February 13, 2005
sound asleep
and never scared? true hero!
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Dumb Criminal
Suspect Drops Wallet During Robbery
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linkdump of Friday, February 11, 2005
Man Recovering From Being Impaled By Giant Hook
a nail in your brain is for pussies! check this out! by lou..
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nuclear test
insane! see what a nuclear blast will do to your town..
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communication skills - zefrank
 ze frank shows us how to stay friendly to (annoying) clients and still don't bottle up your anger! nick!
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MPAA NOTICE
you can click, but you can't hide! text can be found on lokitorrent.com. the next victim in the race against downloading illegal movies... hej what about making cd's and dvd's cheaper you self-righteous arrogant billionaires?
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pixar's for the birds
well known: pixar's amazingly good animation for the birds
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Has Britney 's marriage gone bust?
It seems that all is not well between pop princess Britney Spears and Kevin Federline although they have been married for only five months.
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katie price calendar
joker appreciates floozies: the katie price (aka jordan) calendar: january february march april may june july august september october november december
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Judge Allegedly Had Sex Device Under Robes
lou found this for us: An Oklahoma judge faces indecent exposure charges for allegedly masturbating in court i knew i knew it! guys in robes.... cant be right
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junkfood jack
like beerdude a few days ago, but a bit different (this one's with a clown ;-)) good game! little note from fingertime: "we just put in a cheat for your viewers: press SHIFT and J or an extra life!"
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escalator stunt
this is of course also a way of taking an escalator.. that must have hurt!
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snowDays
click a snowflake and see what happens! nice.... really nice! good find nick!
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skiing
behind a motorbike! respect! cool stunt....
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Lucky Day
sometimes when things seem to be at their worst, your day might be your lucky day! great vid!
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strong guy
damn, this kid is strong!
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linkdump of Thursday, February 10, 2005
Escape!
repost alert!! drag the red square and avoid bouncing into the blue ones and the wall! joker managed 11.985 seconds thx pirke!
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London Underground
where the f*ck is my f*cking train? the london underground: everyone's most favorite means of transportation! alex! ;-)
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Lost love really can cause broken heart
doctors reported how a tragic or shocking event can stun the heart and produce classic heart attack-like symptoms, including chest pain, shortness of breath and fluid in the lungs
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first spam
spam isnt something we suffer from since the arrival of internet, it has always been a pest!
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unfair parking tickets part 1
recieved any unfair parkingtickets lately? repost! repost? old one? old one? (here!)
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unfair parking tickets part 2
recieved some more unfair parkingtickets lately? thanks nick!!!!
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hillary duff downblouse
hmm, certainly a nice one!
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the matrix part 4
involves a lot of pingpong
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Sexy Babes vs a geek
every nerd's dream come true
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linkdump of Wednesday, February 09, 2005
show off ferrari
here is what you get when showing off in a ferrari!
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Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles after win
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.. "Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking." thanks jordan!
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hammer time
joker takes you back to the eighties with hammer time! mc hammer as he should have been!
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wanna fuck in ass
mums and dads can be so (un)cool great movie!
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Wheelie accident...ouch!
being a wise-guy on a bike isnt that smart when doing this stunt "paramedics right now!"
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find the dog
look very closely and you'll find the dog! grin, that was cute!
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nice pharmacy!
keeping in mind that "apotheke" means pharmacy, you'll like this pharmacy! for people with haemorrhoids?
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corrupted minds
how corrupted is your mind? do you see what I see? joker's mind is totally corrupted according to the test..
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play with me
ooo aah, tickle me please!
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oh no she did not!
yes, she did! amazing example of "deep throat"
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sexy babe wants to get it on
good commercial: see how micrsoft's windows xp can help keeping dirt bags out of your blouse..
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Little Kid Falls In Water
grin, this Little Kid Falls In the Water and is not amused (we are however!)
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Jacko's wacko wife
debbie rowe, MICHAEL Jackson’s ex-wife, looks a fright, having beauty treatment to look GOOD before the singer’s trial thanks william!
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An auction of naming rights for unborn baby
An Australian couple was attempting Wednesday to sell the "naming, advertising and promotional" rights to their unborn daughter for 750,000 US dollars via an Internet auction site. ebay pulled it (of course)..
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linkdump of Tuesday, February 08, 2005
young rocky
watch young rocky preparing for his next fight, using all the help he can get from (mostly baffled) bystanders! this awesome movie truely m a d e my day! thanks scobolt!
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The Famous Go Daddy Commercial
It is so Sexy that the NFL made Fox not air it's 2nd commercial which was supposed to be in the final 2 minutes of the game. Damn you NFL and Fox
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linkdump of Monday, February 07, 2005
Kung Fu Chaos
It seems sexy ninja babes can't resist a man's smell.. very nice ad!
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GI may have aided Goering's suicide
It was one of the most baffling mysteries of World War II. How did convicted war criminal Hermann Goering manage to poison himself as U.S. soldiers prepared to hang him? well, now we "know"
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show a cop the finger
he can't do shit to you man! can he? old one, still fantastic!
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britney spears topless
of course they are fakes, but like martin luther king said: i have a dream.. britney spears topless 1 britney spears topless 2 britney spears topless 3 britney spears topless 4 bonus britney spears with her knickers down
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beer dude
don't let the boss catch you! and watch the time... and now: play a little beer dude!
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shoot the schnappi!
useless, boring, annoying "game"... still i kept on shooting (has to do something with the music i guess) tip: go for the eyes!
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'Mermaid' baby facing surgery
Milagros (=miracle) Cerron, who has fused legs but separated feet, is one of very few people in the world with the condition hmm "little mermaid" where have i heard that before?
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women and machinery...
I don't think this commercial did to well with the ladies.. joker thinks it's very realistic!
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A Smart Bird Named Einstein
This is awesome! you have to see it!
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30 for a reason
okay, life isnt always funny! here is something to think about! Joker's always speeding (hmm)
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Russian company picks hole in XP Service Pack 2
Patch fixes DEP flaws that could be used to insert rogue code into a PC's memory.. "It has been over one month and we have not heard from Microsoft, so we decided to issue our own patch," Maximov said. "We understand that Microsoft wants to protect its product, but we feel it is more important for people to know about the problem and to know there is a tool to protect them." Windows made better (less worse) by russians?
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linkdump of Friday, February 04, 2005
Lucky Shot!
amazing, and well done, this Lucky Shot!
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how to not get your ass kicked
chris rock rocks! he shows us how to avoid collisions with your local police officers! hi-f*cking-larious!
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Hot Babe Oral Satisfaction
hot babe, oral action!
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pesky cellphones
remember ladies! not everything that rings is a cell phone!
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finally! Tailor-made condoms..
SakuNet International makes 55 different sizes of condoms from just three inches long to 9.4 inches ... 9.4 inches (thats app. 24 cm.) is that shocking?? Maybe for japanese men (women)...
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linkdump of Thursday, February 03, 2005
pink looking cute
for a change here is pink in a see thru black lacy thing (nice tattoo!) and here she is in leather (great cleavage and a nice upskirt!) and finally here she poses in a nice cotton teddy (thats more than cleavage!)
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Halle confesses to visiting sex shops
Halle Berry has confessed she has been visiting sex shops following the break-up of her marriage "You can't forget your sexuality - that's not good. " thanks Yuengling!
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Wife accused of giving lethal enema
Investigators say a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning what was she thinking? or he? thanks lou!
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How to Extract DNA from Anything Living
amazing: Detergent eNzymes (meat tenderizer) Alcohol and voila! your own dna! do try it at home!
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fiat 126 backwards
whoah! check out how they modified this fiat 126! amazing!
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goldminer
collect as much gold as you can and do it quick! play this great game... gets hard after level 2!
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chick rage
two middle aged woman engaged in a car fight! hilarious shit! borrowed it from jokaroo
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eating a live lizard
these bastards are eating a live lizard... grow up guys!
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Hawt.net
indeed, israel can be a dangerous place for blondes that is.. great clip!
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britney spears clip
is this the latest one? she's looking sexy with that junkie look!
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Bad Case of Tourettes
always funny: a weatherman with gilles de la Tourette
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Motherload
play Motherload! harvest as many minerals as you can, sell em and buy additions / fuel for your mean mining machine!
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kick elderly people
normally not allowed, but here you can kick and hit grandpa and ma..
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hypnotics
never allow someone near you with a camera when you're under hypnosis.. especially not when youre forced to fake an orgams
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linkdump of Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Women with power tools
women? women? hot chicks with powertools, that is what this is! wow...
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No More Bush
these gals want no more bush! it's not what you think (or maybe it is, you perv!) anyhow great clip!
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halle berry catwoman
btw: i really don;t under stand why this should ever get a razzie, do you?
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How not to test a hand grenade...
A drunken German who bought three hand grenades at a flea market in Bosnia has been arrested after throwing one out of the window to see whether it worked... and then afterwards keep insisting on paying for only two
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a friendly match
of course has to end like this! damn funny!
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voodoo and bill clinton
one of the best commercials ever, period. watch bill clinton getting voodoo'd
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air hockey
one of the best games ever, period. play airhockey!
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never!
exit a moving vehicle head first!
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mini me
taking a mini pee... you know he's a heavy drinker don't you?
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Catwoman leads Razzie nominations
Catwoman leads the nominations for this year's Razzie Awards - a spoof version of the Oscars here is the complete list of nominees and here are the "winners" for the last 25 years..
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Horn Hooked Up to Brakes
now this is what i call humor!
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Error Message Gallery
take a look at this great Error Message Gallery! and create one yourself here who does the nicest one?
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sell ice cream
here's how the japanese do it! with tits!
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Coolios Babes
some say porn, some say man's tribute to women!
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The Alphabet Speed typing game
type the alfabet as fast as you can! thank you cara!
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Penquin Arcade
damn! try and hit that friggin penguin hard! play Penquin Arcade
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