linkdump of Saturday, January 29, 2005
Student Pissed Off At Teacher?
this is not funny. really it pisses me off beyond words. the scene is taped in the netherlands and shows a pissed off "student" messing with his teacher. it's a common and well known problem: unadjusted and obviously frustrated "students" having problems to find their way in a culture where you have to listen and shut the hell up when you're not a grown up. It all started with clarence seedorf demanding respect when he was only 19 years old. joker thinks that those little fucks should listen more to geeksta rap instead of gangsta rap.
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Lockheed Wins Presidential Copter Contract
The Navy announced Friday that the "the president needs a more survivable helicopter while the nation engages in the global war on terrorism" okay, wtf? let's discuss! after all: i am just a retard ;-)
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Bye gangsta rap, hey geeksta rap!
It's got no anger and it's not yet a rage. Instead, it is a nerdy, low-key celebration of engineering and technology. Welcome to a new genre of music called geeksta rap, aimed at introducing hi-sci to laymen.
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linkdump of Friday, January 28, 2005
lion vs. hyena
or rather vs a pack of hyenas! spectaculairly good vid! especially when the male lion revenges his chick!
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girl caught on cam
lovely gal caught while in a dressing room. damn, we love italian television!
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finally: a good virus!
Panda Software Discovers New Cisum.A Worm That Insults You With MP3 File.. Cisum.A, a worm whose most distinguishing characteristic is that it insults the user by displaying the following message on screen "YOU ARE AN IDIOT," while playing an MP3 audio file that repeats the same phrase.. finally a worm that expresses how i feel about most people ;-)
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dirty monitor part 2
remember the screen cleaning device? well, this one is for the ladies.. nick!
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old men
still can have fun! this is what joker will be like in (euh) like a lots of years..
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strong dude
or here's what vigorin can do for you! joker is not impressed, he normally lifts women up like that..
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asshole skater
you've probable seen it: but this guy deserves a one-way-ride to abu ghraib! and whats that with bystanders? that's whats pissing me off most: noone seems to wanna help (except this woman... respect)
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msn screwing up
first they shortcut your ass through britain while spinning in norway and now this! do they think we are morons, or is everyone working at msn not 100%? found on entensity
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French phrases
or, how to be obknoxious in French...
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formula 1 car through amsterdam?
christijan albers, the new formula 1 driver for the minardi team, presented their new minardi car last night. and made a spin through amsterdam! let's hope his act is not exemplary for minardi's performance this year: he was almost 2 hours late..
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linkdump of Thursday, January 27, 2005
what's your purescore?
a just-for-fun quiz to find out how sexually pure you are! joker scores 37
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Boobies or Butt?
you do the math: Boobies or Butt? joker scored a lousy 5/10
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the quickest path
from Haugesund to Trondheim in norway has to be this one!
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3 girls
there are just 3 persons in this picture.. whats he doin'?
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jill kelly (nsfw)
okay one more nsfw, haven't done that in a long time, but to keep the "dirty boys score" high on joker: check out jill kelly.. would you kick her out of bed?
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koika (nsfw)
damn! this gal has weird nipples!
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dress up paris
i know (really) you are getting sick and tired of the hilton broad, but maybe dressing her up might do the trick?
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blondes or brunettes
which girl would you pick up? the hot blonde or the brunette? you see? the choice ain't that simple!! great movie!
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rocket bob
play a magnificent game: rocket bob! help is in german, but i guess you'll know what to do!
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olsen twins upskirt!
surely this is a fake! but this ain't!
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play sherlock holmes
help sherlock holmes to find the 5 differences! at level 1 i only come to 4, are there really 5? if you really can't hack it, here are the solutions (thanks gaussian!
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Paris Steals Her Own Sex Video
this time on video: the movie narrated by a major queen, so probably it cannot be taken seriously..
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huh?
two girls, plain girls, still there's something interesting with this picture.... thanks dave!
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someone does like the hilton sisters!
so you all are tired of paris and whatshername hilton? glad to see someone still likes 'em!
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block builder
fuck! this great game frustrates the hell out of me! level 1 35 secs left, level 2 can't be done! (at least not by me) colt finished level 2! roblo finished level 3!
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linkdump of Wednesday, January 26, 2005
VW to sue Polo bomb ad duo
 
remember? latest news:Volkswagen is to take legal action against the mystery duo who made the controversial suicide bomber short film that apparently shows an Arab blowing himself up in a Polo car. joker liked the ad! hmm.
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cannabis granny
A GRANNY faces jail after feeding her neighbours casseroles and cakes laced with CANNABIS.
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top 99
most desirable women of the world.. 99? why not 100? number one? adriana lima
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sporting tips
here are some good sporting tips for you! just click!
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stuck in snow
a woman got stuck in snow. of course you say, nothing special! still i don't really know why i find this pic that interesting? ;-)
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italian television
and here's why we love to watch it! nice upskirt!
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linkdump of Tuesday, January 25, 2005
stiff camera
what a great commercial this is!
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suicide bombers
old school ... man you don't wanna be on one of those ships (or in one of those planes) crazy world
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junk
belongs in the trunk!
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Best Breakdancing Ever
wow! this guy is da bomb! really.. awesome moves!
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fascist regime
how to spot a fascist regime... 14 defining characteristics of a fascist regime.. intriguing as ever!
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Stripper sluts block party (nsfw)
These chicks decided to throw a little strip tease block party they even invited the kids! Crazy hoes! You gotta see it to believe it! tip: check out the kid behind them!!
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linkdump of Monday, January 24, 2005
Guy needs Executed
This guy seriously needs executed for pulling crap like this strong words from mediapickle!
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christina aguilera in a sexy dress
christina isnt afraid her boobs will fall out.. she's taking some chances though!
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2005 Sexy Coffins Calendar
wtf? yes, this is weird!
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VW Polo
a controversial ad: small but tough don't know if it's really appropriate
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naked in public
fascinating subject: public nudity... picked some "hi lites" for ya: omg nice boob job go granma go! go granma go! part 2 i am not pregnant, just fat dont know what went wrong with these breast but... anyone still considering to pay for this site?
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the Gallery!
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donald trump did it again
the old man married 24-years younger melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss (hot!) more melanie knauss (hot!) more melanie knauss
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linkdump of Friday, January 21, 2005
Hackey Sack Masters
wow! these people know how to handle a foot bag very well!
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open a beer bottle
there are many ways to open a beer bottle, but of course the girl knows the most special and exciting one!
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hej churchill!
great TV Ad feat. sir winston churchill... "hej churchill, well done with winning WW2, nice one!" *grin*
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Mom Allegedly Kills 12-Year-Old Daughter
.... For Having Sex .. she forced the girl to drink bleach and sat on her until the child died seriously ill news..
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Paris Steals "Paris"
trouble broke out when the Simple Life star(?) noticed that a newsstand was hawking her sex tape and advertising the fact with a large poster featuring her mug. vid? what vid? this vid! (booring)
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questions for joker
hmm, a very sad phenomenon amongst life-loggers (self-absorbed nerds) is to hand eachother question and after answering them to pass them on. Joker got that request and is willing to do it once (since attu asked me, respect) here ya go 1. Have you ever used toys or other things during sex? joker likes to play with his xbox during sex. 2. Would you consider using dildos or other sexual toys in the future? ow sexual toys? no. joker doesnt need toys and the girls who are with joker really don't need toys, they have joker (and his toy) 3. What is your kinkiest fantasy you have yet to realize? this 4. Who gave you this dildo? Attu .. check his answers here 5. Who are the ones to recieve this dildo from you? no-one! this has to end here! but i am curious what the ueberbitch has to say... ;-) o my god, i have sunk very low
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top ten Baseball fights
they show you some hilarious scrimmages.
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jos on fire
good old jos verstappen on fire. jos, thumbs up! hope you'll be back soon and this time "on fire" when driving!
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your ad here?
ebay still has the weirdest things to sell.. *ADVERTISE YOUR LOGO OR WEBSITE DOMAIN ON MY FOREHEAD!* euhm, no thanks? thanks marco!
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strange ending
it starts kinda slow, is slow in the middle (not to say boring), but it ends freaky... brrr, you decide, real or fake? [after reading the comments i realized i forgot to put a smiley here. so here it is ;-)] and now everyone: lighten up in the comments, of course it's a fake! thanks william for sending it to me!
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linkdump of Thursday, January 20, 2005
Italian mafia and GM
There isn't much difference between Italy's mafia and the US-based General Motors.. huh?
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Trouble for the 84-year-old prefect
This is great. really, imagine a a 84(!) year old pupil having a disruptive influence in the classroom. classroom? college? no, primary school ....
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Eli Lilly & Prozac Petition
whether you sign the Petition is not important. just read it and read also eli lilly's statement... is another cover up uncovered? on the other hand: who knows a medicine without side effects? thank you nick!
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Sperm race TV show launched in Germany
wtf? A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm. joker wonders .... ah never mind
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we did it!
correction: you did it!! we got nominated! i thought the site available for everyone to vote, but it appears its just another preliminary round and only selected voters can vote. The final selection will be made and it wouldnt surprise that we wont make that cut. Some great competitors are competing with us and maybe they decide that a log has to be all the way dutch to compete. btw: i got the link from my referrers (grin) guess youre not supposed to see it since i cant find the link on the mainsite
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tag! you're it!
play a little tag.. and why not do it in a big city? great nike commercial, superb! changed the url a bit, does work now!
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Glatzen rechner
which means as much as check whether you're gonna be bald or not.. site is in german...
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retards ...
and why you shouldn't make fun of them! absolutely disgusting!
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Mediapickle....
Mediapickle serves you Hot babes, Sexy Celebrities, Fun Stuff, Flash, Videos, and more!
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Full Body Floss
old one: but this is still gross! *and well done* ;-)
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mtv revelation
And you dads think your little girls aren't getting an education from MTV
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weightlifting pee
weightlifting can be very strenuous.. check how this woman let's it all go.. thanks chuck!
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just lose it
japanese kids doin' eminem ... always funny! wait for vid to load
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Double twins... (nsfw)
yeah yeah yeah.. some nudity from the Doubletwins... but what mainly interests me is the difference in boob size of the two blondes!
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blader on the roof
and falling of it, of course, what did you expect?
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A Crazy Frog
how annoying and funny this Crazy Frog is! where have i seen him before? some commercial?
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winky
this has got to be japanese.. winky winky cum? *grin*
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Woman gives birth to 7.5kg baby
o my! that must have been a rough and painful delivery!
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linkdump of Wednesday, January 19, 2005
hot hair cut
your hair's getting to long, but you don't want to visit that boring hairdresser? Consider getting your hair done here!
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linkdump of Tuesday, January 18, 2005
sweeet
watch this rather nice flash movie so nice, it makes me sick (puke) .. still: well done!
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9 ball
a simple, but very nice game!
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oh hell!!
not good, not good at all! man, thats looking serious wrong!
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What is a Hoe?
another fine episode of jeopardy...
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luba luscious nude (nsfw of course)
what time is it? it's luba time!
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what time is it?
take a look at CLOCKBLOCK1.0 ||| MONO*CRAFTS3.0 it's all in a name! (old one, i know..)
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Riddles!
If you think you're a genius try these riddles! joker proved to be a genius thx nick!!
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snowboard kings
play a litlle snowboard kings! another great winter game! jokser sux at it of course
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Think your wife is cheating?
then take some radical measures!
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Kissing a hot model....
what a smart kid this is!
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Like a Baby
this guy is hung like a baby ... (like a baby??) a funny cartoon by Chris Dill
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destructionism
play a little destructionism, a game that reminds us of stickman!
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ashley judd showing tits
dear ashley is doin' a little trick for the paparazzi..
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linkdump of Monday, January 17, 2005
2.5 gigapixels
look like this... zooooom to see how amazingly big it is!
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Canyon Glider
nice game! use left-right-left-right to get the speed and then it's up to you and the arrow keys!
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Cool Camouflage Ball
HOW are they doing THIS?
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camera having a good time
suveilance cameras sometimes just act like men..
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Get hot get fresh wit her!
take a damn shower!
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Turn for the worse
typical case of oil on the track!
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linkdump of Saturday, January 15, 2005
eBaum's World Humor Portal
check out ebaum's humor portal..
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sexy workout
this seems to be the best way to lure all you fat and lazy bastards to visit a gym. sure works for joker (not fat, bit lazy)
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joy ride (nsfw!)
you have to respect what this woman does! it's true! women can do two things at the same time!
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Ruffwear
Ruffwear Gear for Dogs on the Go ... while all over the world people are dying of starvation, ruffwear is worried that animals don't get wet feet. ridiculous.
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get the crabs
and why mom never gets them.. good vid!
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madonna britney and the kiss
maybe hard to believe, but i had never seen it till today.
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mayahi mayaho mayahaa mayahahaaa
best remix of the o-zone summerhit i have ever heard (seen ;-)) adam found it on funpic.hu
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Konzentrationstest fuer Maenner
try and play this where-did-the-ball-go game, which seems to be extremely difficult for men. wonder why? ;-)
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idestroy
An Apple a day keeps the doctor away! thanks fabu!
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lunar mouse house part 2
very nice game controls working great. too bad it's a bit too difficult for joker (no shooting here you know)
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Guy Crashes into a Tree
oww oww, shit! must be damn hard, riding a bike for the first time!
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Top 20 Nude Scenes, Year 2004
all mainstream and i haven't seen one of these movies
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MSN Hotmail - Inbox
wow! someone hacked george bushes Hotmail inbox! old one, i know, still!
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Place The State
place the 50 states on the right spot in the map! damn difficult! i had about 40% right.. (so glad the left the already placed states visible)
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linkdump of Friday, January 14, 2005
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear
you probably know this one: stupid bear tries to do something acrobatic with an electricity pole... Hmm that burns well for the ladies (he survives! he survives!)
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Photocopier Pron
this woman is in a naughty mood and she is more than willing to show us her private parts.. but wtf???
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forget something?
and she ain't even a blonde?
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Masterbate now!...
dp you do it? damn what an addict!
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deer God!
this is what happens when you close encounter with a bambi... warning: kinda gross! thanks cara!
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linkdump of Thursday, January 13, 2005
dirty monitor
joker noticed your monitor is dirty! here is something to clean it with!
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Worker sacked over blog comments
this is why joker tends not to talk about his private life. check out the man's weblog
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linkdump of Wednesday, January 12, 2005
parallel parking
I wish parallel parking was this easy
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woman at work
Why it takes the city 5 months to fix a pothole
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o my god!
the bugs are coming! annoyingly difficult!
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hang stan
play this great game and displayyour knowledge of movies and television series...
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know your (silicone) tits
are these real or fake? you decide! joker did 18/20 (boobmeister)
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linkdump of Tuesday, January 11, 2005
rebecca loos jerks off a pig
what?? what???? yes, rebecca loos helps a pig (boar?) to shoot his load. jerking off beckham must have been a huge inspiration
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World Cricket
play World Cricket Tsunami Appeal the world against asia ... thanks nick!
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pass an egg
2 hot chicks passing an egg... hmm.
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jessica simpson wet?
i bet she is sometimes, anywayssss here she is wearing wet clothes.. looking good!
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britney does it all
upskirt and c-thru in one shot! well done b!
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vote for me!!
Dutch Bloggies 2005 is a dutch weblog contest ~first i have to get nominated.. will you help me? vote for http://www.joker-inc.com fill in the form and confirm your e-mail address once submitted! "uw naam" means "your name" "uw email" means "do you have big balls?" ;-) choose these categories - "Meest humoristische weblog" (humor bla bla) - "Nieuwkomer van het jaar" (best newcomer) - "Beste weblog" (bla bla) vote for me, i love you for it!
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All The Pink
pink pink pink pink and more Pink... Nice looking site with nice looking celebs!! site temp. down.. forwarding links to ebaum
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monster boobs
o my and she looked like such a nice girl!
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Screaming Maggots
it's all in a name! check out Screaming Maggots... like the lay, like the content, like the owner...
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Kid Gets Accidentally Kicked
running around when the are dancing is always dangerous! thanks alex and alexander for commenting and mailing me, still nobody seems to be really sure where the dancers' come from ;-)
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wanker!!
wanking is okay, more than okay, but remember to close the curtains, the next time you jerk off.. found on flabber
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peanut
shoot peanuts at squirrels in this great game! try to score as many goals as you can, but hitting squirrels also has a nice effect!
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lure the ugly chick
or, what guys will do for a cold beer... i'd simply ask her to leave the post, or else..
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Fhm Calendar 2005
Just check em out january cheryl tweedy february frankee march jennifer ellison april Kayleigh Pearson and Tanya Robinson may g'old pamela anderson (breast reduction?) june lucy pinder july christina milian august g'old carmen electra september myleene klass october paris hilton november louise redknapp december victoria silvstedt and abi titmus preview 2006 tara reid!
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fire at will
summer camp for
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bald men and hairgel
hairgel can also do a lot for bald men
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jessica alba
has a nice ass! watch the photos at the bottom of this page! thanks lars!
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Tsunami victim picked up after weeks at sea
A miracle survivor of the tsunami disaster has been found adrift in the Indian Ocean, it emerged today.
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Armstrong to Make Tour de France Decision in April
Lance Armstrong's mind is on Belgium in April, not Paris in July. Armstrong remained uncommitted Monday when asked if he will try to win a seventh consecutive Tour de France, but he made it clear his focus this year will be winning some of the spring classic races that have always taken a back seat on his cycling calendar
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Jaguar Advanced Lightweight Coupe
 
detroit aotoshow: jaguar reveals its new Advanced Lightweight Coupe nice!
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linkdump of Sunday, January 09, 2005
at Home
here is why working at home isn't always the best idea..
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Ford Shelby GR-1 concept
nice car, this Ford Shelby GR-1 Concept. Seems like it's becoming the successor of the ford GT
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linkdump of Saturday, January 08, 2005
oops i crapped my pants
still having control problems? this might save your bacon!
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harm osama
quite childish, but hey, we're probably all drunk and ready for some foolish buttkicking!
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bloody penguin
yawn... we all know (of course) the yeti hitting a penguin.. maybe you also know this one.. it's a bit blooodier than the original one! joker did a nice 790.9 (beat that!)
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mariah carey's movie career
what was she thinking? check this short sum up of mariah's flopped movie career .. and get a glimpse of her tits (oops, did i say that?) "she was stressed, she was overworked, she wasn't sleeping"
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speeeeeeeed!
omg! this is so f*cking cool! these two characters really have balls. (and that sound.. fingerlicking good) joker says: don't try it at home!
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chick fight chick fight!!
never seen girls fighting over beer.. they usually fight over me (as you can imagine)
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Guess Her Boob Size ..
a you celeb boob lovers! try this amazingly funny flash game!.. joker of course knew that alyssa milano's a 34c (figures)
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Whale Jumps on Kayak
actually the monster's called orca, but damn! this is great footage!
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madonna ging head..
amazing that she doesn't choke on that thing...
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niplle board
forget the billboard (ball board), here's the nipple board!
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open dir alert! (beyond nsfw)
naughty neigbours this time: Index of /misc/shad
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tandy 5000 mc
so you guys think a .5 Tb drive is "tha bomb"? you better check out this mf! ...notice the "lightning fast" ;-) thanks a lot ultralisk, thats what the comments are for!
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linkdump of Thursday, January 06, 2005
anna what are you doing?
anna kournikova is anxious to find out what's going on down there... don't believe they're fakes...
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Cat Logic for the New Year
aaaah... how sweet! thanks to naomi!
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Times Square at New Year's Eve
Fullscreen 360 degree QuickTime VR Panoramas of Times Square at New Year's Eve and other places.. thx to dr a
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UK Mud Race Benefits Tsunami Victims
More than 180 people in England took part last weekend in a mud race to benefit victims of the south Asia tsunami. After the starting gun, the competitors sprinted 400 meters before wading waist-deep in the Blackwater River. For most, the race took over 20 minutes to finish. Oil executive Martin Weston, 38, won the race. here is the vid (just one message away..)
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Icebergs in New Zealand!
New Zealanders complaining about unseasonal summer rain in recent weeks have received proof of changing climatic conditions after icebergs were sighted in local waters for the first time since 1948.
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Half ton man loses more than 450 pounds
His recovery was slowed because of an infection, but a man who once weighed half a ton may soon leave a hospital after losing more than 450 pounds.
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New Hitachi Hard Drive Holds Half Terabyte
Hitachi Wednesday introduced a record-breaking hard drive boasting half a terabyte capacity, saying that it will pitch the hardware to digital video recorder makers eager to beef up consumer video storage. joker remembers his first HD: 40 mb :-)
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Phuket international hospital
after my "screw up" with boy (OLD NEWS! OLD NEWS!) I should point out that this girl is still looking for her parents. Let's hope .. let's hope!
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kick ups
so you think you can play some soccer (football)? prove it! as you can see i did 16, but of course i didn't stop till i reached 1000... ;-) stunts did 306, who beats him?! joker did 22963!!!, who beats me?!
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mentos
fresh goes better! and you know it!
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maria sharapova
rate some of her Images
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freak accident
omg! is this for real?? "off that hurts, ooooo that hurts" **grin**
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outrageous "dress"
The most outrageous "dress" ever worn to an awards show... "imagine your woman wearing it... would you let her go out?"
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beach squirt
go ahead and tease the woman trying to get a tan.. once you heard her voice, you don't want anything else but shoot her! thanks nick!
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missing boy
I do not know whether it's real or a stupid ass prank, but to be on the safe side, i have to post this: The boy about 2 years, from Khoa Lak is missing his parents. Nobody knows what country he comes from. If anybody knows him please contact us by phone 076-249400-4 ext. 1336, 1339 or e- mail : info@... Update: the boy found his parents already a week ago... thanks Cisephys
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play some chess
play this quite nice little chess game! joker can win both the easy and the hard way.. you try it!
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linkdump of Wednesday, January 05, 2005
vika (nsfw)
meet redhead vika over at Labatidora!
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man fighting with bear
you gotta know this one! "o look an eagle!"
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dumb ass rollerblader
check out another dumb ass roller blader... autsch! make sure you have sound, because thats the good part here!
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scratch nurse
"scratch" this lovely nurse really fast to get her undressed.. Need some help? just press help ;-)
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Fonds d'écrans - Pin-Up
some nice and sexy wallpapers here!
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mini golf
you play this very boring game... still: i like these dumb ass games (and one has to do something to get fired up in the new year..)
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