linkdump of Saturday, January 29, 2005
Student Pissed Off At Teacher?
this is not funny. really it pisses me off beyond words. the scene is taped in the netherlands and shows a pissed off "student" messing with his teacher. it's a common and well known problem: unadjusted and obviously frustrated "students" having problems to find their way in a culture where you have to listen and shut the hell up when you're not a grown up. It all started with clarence seedorf demanding respect when he was only 19 years old. joker thinks that those little fucks should listen more to geeksta rap instead of gangsta rap.
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Lockheed Wins Presidential Copter Contract
The Navy announced Friday that the "the president needs a more survivable helicopter while the nation engages in the global war on terrorism" okay, wtf? let's discuss! after all: i am just a retard ;-)
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Bye gangsta rap, hey geeksta rap!
It's got no anger and it's not yet a rage. Instead, it is a nerdy, low-key celebration of engineering and technology. Welcome to a new genre of music called geeksta rap, aimed at introducing hi-sci to laymen.
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linkdump of Friday, January 28, 2005
lion vs. hyena
or rather vs a pack of hyenas! spectaculairly good vid! especially when the male lion revenges his chick!
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girl caught on cam
lovely gal caught while in a dressing room. damn, we love italian television!
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finally: a good virus!
Panda Software Discovers New Cisum.A Worm That Insults You With MP3 File.. Cisum.A, a worm whose most distinguishing characteristic is that it insults the user by displaying the following message on screen "YOU ARE AN IDIOT," while playing an MP3 audio file that repeats the same phrase.. finally a worm that expresses how i feel about most people ;-)
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dirty monitor part 2
remember the screen cleaning device? well, this one is for the ladies.. nick!
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old men
still can have fun! this is what joker will be like in (euh) like a lots of years..
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strong dude
or here's what vigorin can do for you! joker is not impressed, he normally lifts women up like that..
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asshole skater
you've probable seen it: but this guy deserves a one-way-ride to abu ghraib! and whats that with bystanders? that's whats pissing me off most: noone seems to wanna help (except this woman... respect)
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msn screwing up
first they shortcut your ass through britain while spinning in norway and now this! do they think we are morons, or is everyone working at msn not 100%? found on entensity
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French phrases
or, how to be obknoxious in French...
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formula 1 car through amsterdam?
christijan albers, the new formula 1 driver for the minardi team, presented their new minardi car last night. and made a spin through amsterdam! let's hope his act is not exemplary for minardi's performance this year: he was almost 2 hours late..
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linkdump of Thursday, January 27, 2005
what's your purescore?
a just-for-fun quiz to find out how sexually pure you are! joker scores 37
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Boobies or Butt?
you do the math: Boobies or Butt? joker scored a lousy 5/10
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the quickest path
from Haugesund to Trondheim in norway has to be this one!
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3 girls
there are just 3 persons in this picture.. whats he doin'?
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jill kelly (nsfw)
okay one more nsfw, haven't done that in a long time, but to keep the "dirty boys score" high on joker: check out jill kelly.. would you kick her out of bed?
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koika (nsfw)
damn! this gal has weird nipples!
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dress up paris
i know (really) you are getting sick and tired of the hilton broad, but maybe dressing her up might do the trick?
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blondes or brunettes
which girl would you pick up? the hot blonde or the brunette? you see? the choice ain't that simple!! great movie!
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rocket bob
play a magnificent game: rocket bob! help is in german, but i guess you'll know what to do!
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olsen twins upskirt!
surely this is a fake! but this ain't!
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play sherlock holmes
help sherlock holmes to find the 5 differences! at level 1 i only come to 4, are there really 5? if you really can't hack it, here are the solutions (thanks gaussian!
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Paris Steals Her Own Sex Video
this time on video: the movie narrated by a major queen, so probably it cannot be taken seriously..
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huh?
two girls, plain girls, still there's something interesting with this picture.... thanks dave!
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someone does like the hilton sisters!
so you all are tired of paris and whatshername hilton? glad to see someone still likes 'em!
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block builder
fuck! this great game frustrates the hell out of me! level 1 35 secs left, level 2 can't be done! (at least not by me) colt finished level 2! roblo finished level 3!
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linkdump of Wednesday, January 26, 2005
VW to sue Polo bomb ad duo
 
remember? latest news:Volkswagen is to take legal action against the mystery duo who made the controversial suicide bomber short film that apparently shows an Arab blowing himself up in a Polo car. joker liked the ad! hmm.
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cannabis granny
A GRANNY faces jail after feeding her neighbours casseroles and cakes laced with CANNABIS.
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top 99
most desirable women of the world.. 99? why not 100? number one? adriana lima
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sporting tips
here are some good sporting tips for you! just click!
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stuck in snow
a woman got stuck in snow. of course you say, nothing special! still i don't really know why i find this pic that interesting? ;-)
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italian television
and here's why we love to watch it! nice upskirt!
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linkdump of Tuesday, January 25, 2005
stiff camera
what a great commercial this is!
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suicide bombers
old school ... man you don't wanna be on one of those ships (or in one of those planes) crazy world
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junk
belongs in the trunk!
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Best Breakdancing Ever
wow! this guy is da bomb! really.. awesome moves!
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fascist regime
how to spot a fascist regime... 14 defining characteristics of a fascist regime.. intriguing as ever!
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Stripper sluts block party (nsfw)
These chicks decided to throw a little strip tease block party they even invited the kids! Crazy hoes! You gotta see it to believe it! tip: check out the kid behind them!!
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linkdump of Monday, January 24, 2005
Guy needs Executed
This guy seriously needs executed for pulling crap like this strong words from mediapickle!
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christina aguilera in a sexy dress
christina isnt afraid her boobs will fall out.. she's taking some chances though!
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2005 Sexy Coffins Calendar
wtf? yes, this is weird!
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VW Polo
a controversial ad: small but tough don't know if it's really appropriate
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naked in public
fascinating subject: public nudity... picked some "hi lites" for ya: omg nice boob job go granma go! go granma go! part 2 i am not pregnant, just fat dont know what went wrong with these breast but... anyone still considering to pay for this site?
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donald trump did it again
the old man married 24-years younger melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss more melanie knauss (hot!) more melanie knauss (hot!) more melanie knauss
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linkdump of Friday, January 21, 2005
Hackey Sack Masters
wow! these people know how to handle a foot bag very well!
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open a beer bottle
there are many ways to open a beer bottle, but of course the girl knows the most special and exciting one!
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hej churchill!
great TV Ad feat. sir winston churchill... "hej churchill, well done with winning WW2, nice one!" *grin*
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Mom Allegedly Kills 12-Year-Old Daughter
.... For Having Sex .. she forced the girl to drink bleach and sat on her until the child died seriously ill news..
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Paris Steals "Paris"
trouble broke out when the Simple Life star(?) noticed that a newsstand was hawking her sex tape and advertising the fact with a large poster featuring her mug. vid? what vid? this vid! (booring)
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questions for joker
hmm, a very sad phenomenon amongst life-loggers (self-absorbed nerds) is to hand eachother question and after answering them to pass them on. Joker got that request and is willing to do it once (since attu asked me, respect) here ya go 1. Have you ever used toys or other things during sex? joker likes to play with his xbox during sex. 2. Would you consider using dildos or other sexual toys in the future? ow sexual toys? no. joker doesnt need toys and the girls who are with joker really don't need toys, they have joker (and his toy) 3. What is your kinkiest fantasy you have yet to realize? this 4. Who gave you this dildo? Attu .. check his answers here 5. Who are the ones to recieve this dildo from you? no-one! this has to end here! but i am curious what the ueberbitch has to say... ;-) o my god, i have sunk very low
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top ten Baseball fights
they show you some hilarious scrimmages.
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jos on fire
good old jos verstappen on fire. jos, thumbs up! hope you'll be back soon and this time "on fire" when driving!
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your ad here?
ebay still has the weirdest things to sell.. *ADVERTISE YOUR LOGO OR WEBSITE DOMAIN ON MY FOREHEAD!* euhm, no thanks? thanks marco!
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strange ending
it starts kinda slow, is slow in the middle (not to say boring), but it ends freaky... brrr, you decide, real or fake? [after reading the comments i realized i forgot to put a smiley here. so here it is ;-)] and now everyone: lighten up in the comments, of course it's a fake! thanks william for sending it to me!
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linkdump of Thursday, January 20, 2005
Italian mafia and GM
There isn't much difference between Italy's mafia and the US-based General Motors.. huh?
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Trouble for the 84-year-old prefect
This is great. really, imagine a a 84(!) year old pupil having a disruptive influence in the classroom. classroom? college? no, primary school ....
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Eli Lilly & Prozac Petition
whether you sign the Petition is not important. just read it and read also eli lilly's statement... is another cover up uncovered? on the other hand: who knows a medicine without side effects? thank you nick!
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Sperm race TV show launched in Germany
wtf? A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm. joker wonders .... ah never mind
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we did it!
correction: you did it!! we got nominated! i thought the site available for everyone to vote, but it appears its just another preliminary round and only selected voters can vote. The final selection will be made and it wouldnt surprise that we wont make that cut. Some great competitors are competing with us and maybe they decide that a log has to be all the way dutch to compete. btw: i got the link from my referrers (grin) guess youre not supposed to see it since i cant find the link on the mainsite
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tag! you're it!
play a little tag.. and why not do it in a big city? great nike commercial, superb! changed the url a bit, does work now!
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Glatzen rechner
which means as much as check whether you're gonna be bald or not.. site is in german...
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retards ...
and why you shouldn't make fun of them! absolutely disgusting!
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Mediapickle....
Mediapickle serves you Hot babes, Sexy Celebrities, Fun Stuff, Flash, Videos, and more!
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Full Body Floss
old one: but this is still gross! *and well done* ;-)
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mtv revelation
And you dads think your little girls aren't getting an education from MTV
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weightlifting pee
weightlifting can be very strenuous.. check how this woman let's it all go.. thanks chuck!
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just lose it
japanese kids doin' eminem ... always funny! wait for vid to load
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Double twins... (nsfw)
yeah yeah yeah.. some nudity from the Doubletwins... but what mainly interests me is the difference in boob size of the two blondes!
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blader on the roof
and falling of it, of course, what did you expect?
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A Crazy Frog
how annoying and funny this Crazy Frog is! where have i seen him before? some commercial?
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winky
this has got to be japanese.. winky winky cum? *grin*
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Woman gives birth to 7.5kg baby
o my! that must have been a rough and painful delivery!
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linkdump of Wednesday, January 19, 2005
hot hair cut
your hair's getting to long, but you don't want to visit that boring hairdresser? Consider getting your hair done here!
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linkdump of Tuesday, January 18, 2005
sweeet
watch this rather nice flash movie so nice, it makes me sick (puke) .. still: well done!
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9 ball
a simple, but very nice game!
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oh hell!!
not good, not good at all! man, thats looking serious wrong!
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What is a Hoe?
another fine episode of jeopardy...
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luba luscious nude (nsfw of course)
what time is it? it's luba time!
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what time is it?
take a look at CLOCKBLOCK1.0 ||| MONO*CRAFTS3.0 it's all in a name! (old one, i know..)
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Riddles!
If you think you're a genius try these riddles! joker proved to be a genius thx nick!!
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snowboard kings
play a litlle snowboard kings! another great winter game! jokser sux at it of course
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Think your wife is cheating?
then take some radical measures!
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Kissing a hot model....
what a smart kid this is!
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Like a Baby
this guy is hung like a baby ... (like a baby??) a funny cartoon by Chris Dill
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destructionism
play a little destructionism, a game that reminds us of stickman!
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ashley judd showing tits
dear ashley is doin' a little trick for the paparazzi..
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linkdump of Monday, January 17, 2005
2.5 gigapixels
look like this... zooooom to see how amazingly big it is!
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