From Joker's Linkdump: archives2004 07 01 archive

linkdump of Saturday, July 31, 2004

this composition

makes fruit look nasty

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Thong Undies Can Get You Arrested

Two men were arrested for walking through a Wal-Mart while wearing women's thong underwear, read it!

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wrath

kill em all! do it with this nice little game: wrath!

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I Am Bored!

I Am Bored - Sites for when you're bored!

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Priest and nun caught having sex

A Catholic priest and nun have been caught having sex in a car at an airport car park in Malawi, no???!

dave!

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kitty

clearly ate too much

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Jenna Jameson (nsfw)

five galleries of the hottest pornstar ever: Jenna Jameson!

enjoy!

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Lured Into Stripping

A man on home detention lured several people to his home and asked them to remove their clothes, smart idea! ;-)

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linkdump of Friday, July 30, 2004

bum for a day

hgow difficult can it be to play a bum? check to see how jason and elroy are doing!

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The Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes

don't mind the title, there's just a lot of images of kissing girls here!

dash!

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amber brkich

who??? well, just a gorgeous babe named amber brkich (brrrkitsjjj)

update: ah thats the girl from survivor (thx john, joker doesnt watch tv, thats for women)

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"Need Directions babe?"

"no, i know what i am doing..."

see for yourselves if he really knows what he's doing.. hilarious commercial!

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Royal Kiss

angelina jolie Kissing the queen of jordan.. nice!

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open dir alert!

some brutal(!) movies this time: Index of /Videos.. beware when viewing them!

thx to PHAM'Z

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name your penis

do it!

mine's called: "Mount Everest the Rock Hard Red Hot Poker" and they couldnt have been more right ;-)

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"WHAT THE F**K

ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP THERE?"

DNC CONVENTION DIRECTOR DON MISCHER AIRED ON CNN AS KERRY ENDS SPEECH, HEARD WORLDWIDE, read and listen!

attu!

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Bob the Ball

hilarious flash movie about a talking Ball named bob. bob is quite a character and loves to kill nazi's...

evil

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good commercial

hej! that is no toy to be playing with at your age!

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aBum!

finally opened: aBum!.. a new log totally dedicated to humor, pay them a visit folks!

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dork vs glass

Entensity sure found a great movie of someone bumping into a glass wall...

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christina's new look

we all like it! dont we? ;-)

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nice truck

with a great paintjob .. you look like a fool and always have to wear the same shiirt, but who cares when you drive a truck like this?

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bill Gates' house party draws police

bill gates, the party animal: A party at Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates' waterfront mansion recently became the focus of unusual police attention...
(guess all neighbours complained about noise, drunken people and naked women in the pool?)

read it!

;-)

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linkdump of Thursday, July 29, 2004

joker presents more soccer cheerleaders

after the first batch of soccer babes, we introduce more soccer cheerleaders.. these chicks are the Diablitas from argentinan "futbol club Independiente"

thx to elwilly in my comments

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howto steal

your own bike.. confronting to see how almost no-one seems to care, or does anything, or even takes a look whats going on..

after my 7th bike got stolen i stole one back and got busted ;-) after that my 8th and 9th bike were stolen, i now exclusively move by car

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goldfish resurrection

this seems like cruelty to pets if you ask me..

flabber

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Hot boobies

ooo those are some Hot boobies!

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owned!

lotta owned pics.. some known, some new to me!

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McDonalds Advertising gone bad

McDonalds Advertising gone bad!

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linkdump of Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Hot Babe

with some Revealing Panties

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senior activity

always good to see the elderly at work.. dont know however if it is this you want 'em to do...

ehowa

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bush lovers

how strange it may sound: they don't like bush but seem to love bush..

understand what i am saying?

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strange people

there are enough of them, what about this guy? is it a normal habit? is it a fetish? was he drunk, or is he plain stupid?

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eye problems

this guy must be practically blind? guess lenses would also get to thick to wear 'em.. ;-)

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'GOTMILF' number plate upsets women

women always need to whine about something it seems, this time about a numberplate.. 'GOTMILF' number plate upsets women...

jaggle

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joker presents soccer cheerleaders

who ever thought that soccer didn't have cheerleaders, better takes a goo d look at this!

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bungee jumping

is so very dangerous, i'd never let my woman do it.. why not? see for yourselves!

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chicken porn

never knew chickens goed get this nasty

evil!

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bush about fahrenheit

here's what bush had to say about michael moore's fahrenheit 9/11

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true
4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe
3. Where the hell was Spider-man?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth
1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball

hope this takes the edge off a bit.. ((c) david letterman)

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MARRIED Radio 1 DJ Trevor Nelson

enjoyed a four-hour threesome sex session with a pair of blonde students on a sunshine isle... read it!

and looking at the chicks i can't blame him.. (not that i'd ever do it.. no..guess not..*grin* no!)

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German politicians tell men to have more sex

Conservative politicians are urging German men to have more sex to boost birth rates or risk being labeled “limp” abroad, NBC tells us..

so, germans don't f*ck enough? Deutscher here could prove them wrong! gerhard?

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linkdump of Monday, July 26, 2004

jordan aka katie price aka jordan (nsfw)

very well known, but still a nice gallery

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happy kid

click to see why the boy is so happy!

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be a stunner this summer

The Sun knows what to do with your bikinis!

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play volleyball

and try to get them topless.. i didn't succeed.. did you?

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chick on copier

and gives a guy the time of his life

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soccer "supporters"

the next time these guys won't beat a "supporter" again..

they should, but won't

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Sylvia Saint (nsfw)

nude in front of a yellow ferrari... tasty!

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cameron diaz' camel toe

cameron wearing a revealing bikini

more and more

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Libidinous Lobbyists

Would you trade your vote for Bush for sex with a liberal?

cheers mate ;-)

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linkdump of Sunday, July 25, 2004

"fuck for forest" vid

remember the norwegian band that had a couple fucking on stage? you were all waiting for the vid? kontraband has it!

"Movie / Norwegian Music Festival / Sex On Stage Video"

thx to saait

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joker presents lindsay lohan in bikini

check out how lindsay looks in a green bikini

thx to jesse!

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linkdump of Saturday, July 24, 2004

watch out!

damn, this gotta hurt! nice shoot!

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how many camels

is your lady worth?

mine scores 155 camels

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fat kid insults people

remember the fat kid insulting people on the streets? well now he's trying to sell cookies...

Volkomenkut!

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joker presents two gorgeous lesbians (nsfw)

o damn they are so very goodlooking!.. you might have seen them before, correct.

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anita rinaldi

a pornstar being interviewed should always shave first.. ;-)

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paris hilton

should really start wearing bras dont you all agree?

picture from "'The Simple Life 2"

found on aardschok

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summer is coming

check out these beach babes!

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never trust a woman

like i said: never trust a woman!

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office fun

grin, watch these office workers "take" the hurdles we normally call desks..

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party

party party bounce bounce good good!

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debunking fahrenheit 9/11

next to realizing micheal moore (may) be right, it is always good to hear where he (may) be wrong

a story by larry elder..

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michael moore and the truth?

i guess this article reflects my feelings and the feelings of many other people in europa as well as in the states on fahrenheit 9/11

sure it's propaganda, sure he's using dirty techniques to get his facts straigth, sure he is ridiculing bush (which seems to be too easy btw).. sure he's only interviewing people in favor of his thoughts..

still.. quite frankly, i think his opinion makes some sense..

let me ask you (in favor of bush) this:

"why is america in iraq and not in sudan? because when it comes to oppressing human rights.."

"why is america in iraq and not in pakistan? because when it comes to weapons of mass destruction..."

"why is america in iraq and not in libia? because when it comes to threatening the usa with terrorist acts..."

watch the trailer of fahrenheit 9/11 (again)

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moon rider

difficult game.. where are the brakes?

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gorgeous cutie (nsfw)

hegre shows one of his new girls and she is really goodlooking!

exbyte!

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World Destruction

breaking news: World Destruction Begins Sept. 29

run run!

goyk

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goldfish no longer in bowls?

Italian town bans fish fans from keeping goldfish in bowls. read it!

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huh?

what's not right here?

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ASS FUCK

o yeah... these two clearly don't understand english... great movie (old one, i know!)

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joker is cheating!!!

from the comments:
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Joker BUSTED FOR CHEATING????
The proof is in the source
[blablabla]
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someone calling himself assman is trying to convince me that i am cheating and to be more specific that i am cheating ebaum..

okay, paying for your comment system has some advantages. what he doesnt know is that i can track his ip: 68.204.147.199

and lets go back in my comments and see what other aliases he used

click for proof:
assman
CDT
ernie
slapnuts
hardcore
god

god.. god.. god.. where have i heard that name before ??

god is someone who wasnt afraid to fill in (or had no reason to disguise) his credentials (e-mail~homepage) check it!

i rest my case, you "lose" again deaddog (dead dog)

let me give you one advice: play it straight, play it honest and learn from your mistakes, like i try to do.

and now gnight to you all!

--
ps.. assman, slapnuts, cdt, god, hardcore, or should i say deaddog? i banned your ip from posting in my comments.. i am sure you will find out a way to post under another name/another ip, but i recommend you to give up..
there is nothing i can do to make you stop, but i and my visitors are fed up! so please go on with your life, make something out of it and leave joker-inc for what it is.. thank you

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how do I swear

in foreign languages... for a fact i know he's pretty accurate!

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penis pianist

maybe sick, bit i somehow like what this guy is doing..

;-)

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george bush vs. jack ryan

no, mr. president, you are out of order!

based on fahrenheit 9/11 and on some common sense and a movie based on a true story

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fahrenheit 9/11

just saw it..

hm, if you ever wondered why things arent always what they seem to be, watch this movie!

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linkdump of Friday, July 23, 2004

joker presents alizee

MEET GORGEOUS and young alizee! a singer from the french island corsica.. she is really into upskirts ;-)

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i know youre tired of it

but john clearly shows what dead dog did:

Basically, it loads the sites in the variables randomly as an image. This will count as 1 referrer hit, even though each visitor of his site doesnt realise they are doing this. And worst of all, the sites get nothing out of this, except for wasted bandwidth.

var img1 = "http://www.americanevil.com/"
var img2 = "http://www.fatwillie.net/"
var img3 = "http://www.thechump.com/"
var img4 = "http://www.fatwillie.net/"
var img5 = "http://www.thechump.com/"
var img6 = "http://www.americanevil.com/"
var img7 = "http://www.fatwillie.net/"
var img8 = "http://www.thechump.com/"

var randomize = Math.round(Math.random()*
if (randomize == 1){
newimg = img1
}else if (randomize == 2){
newimg = img2
}else if (randomize ==3){
newimg = img3
}else if (randomize ==4){
newimg = img4
}else if (randomize ==5){
newimg = img5
}else if (randomize ==6){
newimg = img6
}else if (randomize ==7){
newimg = img7
}else{
newimg = img8
}
document.write('')

document.write(unescape("%3Cimg%20src%3D%22http%3A//www.titbit.nl/%22%3E"));

q.e.d.

thank you john!!!

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girls that fart

sometimes also have humor.. i'd dump her this instant!

Attu!

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linkwhore

me to the top again, please! not that they send me that much hits.. i just wanna see the number one displayed!

check:

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the police

is you best friend and always willing to kill your best friend... hilarious movie!

evil!

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t-shirts from hell

and the crazy pics their fans are sending in.. love it!

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lance armstrong

gets the finger

normally dutch supporters wear orange, but these asses are "supporters" of euskaltel, a team from basque (spain)

kladblog!

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Flight 93 hijacker

just before brave passengers were able to break in the cockpit door: 'Shall we finish it off?'

the full report on flight 93 is one that reveals what the last minutes of passengers on that flight must have been like

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pirates of the carribean

i have to say that this is my fav pic of keira knightley in that movie...

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why?

why do you think this guy got arrested?

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Case of the Crabs

nice flash game.. well adventure type of game..

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hot,

sweet, but mainly nasty.. brr!

thx to entensity!

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animal tales

i am not a big animal lover, especially not pets, but after looking at these photos i might be changing my mind...

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daring picture

dont know about you, but i think this is quite a daring pic.

hint: check the pants she is(n't) wearing

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abi titmus calendar

we saw her steamin hot video, but who is abi titmus?

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linkdump of Thursday, July 22, 2004

tsss

from the comments

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I like your website, but having this crap about other sites is getting old. We want cool links, not webmaster drama
Hmmm | Email | Homepage | 07.22.04 - 7:50 am | #
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some remarks on that one

1) my website
2) my bandwidth
3) my free time

if you dont like what i am doing, get the fuck out of here

asshole.

if you want me to do things for you (as if) be nice rather than tell me what to do

like i said: asshole

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the next deaddog is

collegedowntime.com!!

and congratulations for hit-botting my server!!!

you sent some 1200 http(!!) get requests for index.html in just 14 hours!!

that is amazing!!! much much more than big fucking ebaum!!

and what is even more amazing is that my index.html is 100k and u were able to just dl 15 k, almost every time just enough to get my referrer php script thing (which is almsot always in the top of pages ;-))..

you did send ten "real hits" thanks for that! (quite cynical)

collegedowntime.com.. thanks but no thanks, you are now blacklisted on joker-inc.com i hope more websites follow.......

just a webmaster: "are you sure joker? are you sure? i do not want to delete their link, because they are sending that much traffic"

joker: "they are not, you fools! get your heads out of your asses and think how a relatively small website can send you shitloads of traffic!"

that was the last thing ill write on spoofers/spammers/hitbotrunning assholes

sincerely, joker
ps found this website a while ago where you could do the "check whether this ip is an anonymous proxy test" can anyone send me that url again? lost it..